{"product_id":"the-cosmic-overcommitment-whimsigoth-celestial-woven-blanket-sun-moon-tapestry-throw","title":"The \"Cosmic Overcommitment\" Whimsigoth Celestial Woven Blanket | Sun \u0026 Moon Tapestry Throw","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the friend whose personality is 60% moon phases. A serene sun who has seen things, celestial hands, ominous pumpkins, and enough stars to justify canceling plans because of them. Mercury retrograde survival gear, in blanket form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFully WOVEN, not printed - 100% cotton jacquard with fringed edges. The cosmos is literally in the fabric, which is more than your horoscope app can say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Woven in and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 100% cotton yarn, tapestry-grade, fringe included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 3 sizes: 52\"x37\" (minor cosmic event), 60\"x50\" (planetary alignment), 80\"x60\" (total eclipse of the couch)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Hangs on walls beautifully for maximum 90s-witchy energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for whimsigoth enthusiasts, tarot readers, astrology apologists, and anyone who says \"the moon did that\" unironically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: woven from actual colored yarns, so tiny color variations are cosmic interference, not a defect.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":52856588501312,"sku":"15088977193485050591","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":52856588566848,"sku":"55771872998627435161","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":52856588632384,"sku":"31746080595189731540","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0888\/1628\/8064\/files\/7282544135083778627_2048.jpg?v=1784913407","url":"https:\/\/thepaintedwolves.com\/products\/the-cosmic-overcommitment-whimsigoth-celestial-woven-blanket-sun-moon-tapestry-throw","provider":"The Painted Wolves","version":"1.0","type":"link"}