I approve of all of this. Cash approves of some of it.
About these gifts
About our staff picks
Cash wrote the long version. He likes footnotes.
Staff Picks are the gifts we reach for first when someone asks what to buy. Right now that means our handmade crackers with snaps, made in Sarasota, Florida in boxes of six for Christmas, Thanksgiving and Halloween tables, and a heavyweight cotton bat woven tapestry that works as a blanket or a wall hanging.
Every cracker holds a paper party hat, a joke and a small prize, and every box comes with or without snaps. The woven bat blanket comes in three sizes from lap to queen.
Shipping is free across the USA. Crackers usually arrive in 3 to 9 business days and woven blankets in 4 to 10. Rusty approved all of them. Cash approved the expensive ones.
Gift finder
Still stuck? Shop by who it's for
Rusty sorted them by who they're for. Cash sorted them by price. They are not speaking.
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For Mom
Cheaper than flowers. Lasts longer.
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For Dad
Beats another pair of socks.
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For her
Thoughtful, without the guesswork.
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For him
He said he wants nothing. Ignore him.
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For Grandma
Her name on it. Fridge-worthy.
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For the cat person
The cat will pretend not to care.
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For pet people
Their camera roll is one animal.
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For the goth
Halloween never really ends.
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For space nerds
Pluto still counts here.
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Newly engaged
Their year, their names, on the tree.
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New home
For the first night in.
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Under $25
Secret Santa sorted.
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Stocking stuffers
Small, odd and very giftable.


