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Frequently unasked questions

Why are you called The Painted Wolves?

Two sleep-deprived humans selling random things they designed at 3 AM" didn't have the same majestic ring to it

What exactly do you sell here?

Whatever we feel like making. Blankets, apparel, gift boxes, or existential dread wrapped in nice designs. Business experts told us a store needs a single focus, but we think they're boring

Will you restock items when they sell out?

Maybe. We operate largely on whim and inspiration. If an item vanishes, it might be gone forever, or it might return next Tuesday. We like to keep things unpredictable.

Can I speak to the manager?

We tried that once. It was just a mirror. We both ended up crying. It’s much better if you just email us—we're actually quite friendly via text.