Not actual wolves.Just cool, weird stuff we madewhile overly caffeinated.
Woven blankets, ornaments, Christmas crackers and oddly specific gifts. Shipped free from the USA.
Shipped from the USA. Not actual wolves. Every holiday, every grudge. Rusty approved (he approves of everything).
What are we celebrating?
Somebody's birthday. Somebody's retirement. Somebody's cat. We do not judge.
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Technically, it's the Tarantula Nebula. Emotionally, it's a nap.
Woven from an actual NASA JWST image, because a regular blanket doesn't come with a backstory. Soft, oversized, mildly cosmic.
Spooky season, sorted
Cash and Rusty run this place. Loosely.
Cash handles the money. He is not good at it, but he is confident, which he considers the same thing. Rusty handles enthusiasm and is outstanding at it. Between them they approve roughly forty percent of what we make.
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Frequently unasked questions
Why are you called The Painted Wolves?
The painted wolf is a real animal, and every one of them wears a coat of blotches no other one shares. That seemed worth stealing, given what we do. It also beat the alternative, which was two sleep-deprived humans selling things they designed at 3 AM.
What exactly do you sell here?
Woven blankets, ceramic ornaments, handmade Christmas crackers, apparel and printable party games. Business experts told us a store needs a single focus, but we think they're boring.
Will you restock items when they sell out?
Most designs stick around. Some get retired though, so if one vanishes it might be gone for good. If you love it, do not wait.
How long until it shows up?
Free US shipping on everything. Most orders land in about 4 to 9 business days; each product page shows its own estimate and a delivery window. US only for now.
What if I spell my own mother's name wrong?
We make exactly what you type, so check it twice. Personalized items can't be returned for typos or change of mind, but if we get it wrong we fix it free.
How do the digital games work?
Instant download by email after checkout. Plug your laptop into the TV and play. Personal use for your household.
Something arrived broken. Now what?
Email a photo and your order number to info@thepaintedwolves.com. Free replacement or full refund, no need to send it back.
Can I speak to the manager?
We tried that once. It was just a mirror. We both ended up crying. It's much better if you just email us at info@thepaintedwolves.com. We're actually quite friendly via text.