Not actual wolves. Just cool, weird stuff we made while overly caffeinated.

Blankets, tees, towels and oddly specific gifts. Made to order, then mailed from the USA.

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What are we celebrating?

Somebody's birthday. Somebody's retirement. Somebody's cat. We do not judge.

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Technically, it's the Tarantula Nebula. Emotionally, it's a nap.

THIS WEEK'S OBSESSION

Technically, it's the Tarantula Nebula. Emotionally, it's a nap.

Woven from an actual NASA JWST image, because a regular blanket doesn't come with a backstory. Soft, oversized, mildly cosmic.

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Meet the pack

Cash and Rusty run this place. Loosely.

Cash handles the money. He is not good at it, but he is confident, which he considers the same thing. Rusty handles enthusiasm and is outstanding at it. Between them they approve roughly forty percent of what we make.

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Early access to new drops, occasional nonsense, no spam.

Frequently unasked questions

Why are you called The Painted Wolves?

The painted wolf is a real animal, and every one of them wears a coat of blotches no other one shares. That seemed worth stealing, given what we do. It also beat the alternative, which was two sleep-deprived humans selling things they designed at 3 AM.

What exactly do you sell here?

Whatever we feel like making. Blankets, apparel, gift boxes, or existential dread wrapped in nice designs. Business experts told us a store needs a single focus, but we think they're boring

Will you restock items when they sell out?

Maybe. We operate largely on whim and inspiration. If an item vanishes, it might be gone forever, or it might return next Tuesday. We like to keep things unpredictable.

Can I speak to the manager?

We tried that once. It was just a mirror. We both ended up crying. It's much better if you just email us at info@thepaintedwolves.com. We're actually quite friendly via text.