Not actual wolves. Just cool, weird stuff we made while overly caffeinated.

Woven blankets, fleece throws, tees and oddly specific gifts. Made to order, then mailed from the USA.

Show me the goodsGoth and spooky
Free USA Shipping No minimum, no maths
Made To Order Nothing sits in a warehouse
Woven, Not Printed The design is in the cloth
Real Humans Mostly

What are we celebrating?

Somebody's birthday. Somebody's retirement. Somebody's cat. We do not judge.

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Technically, it's the Tarantula Nebula. Emotionally, it's a nap.

THIS WEEK'S OBSESSION

Technically, it's the Tarantula Nebula. Emotionally, it's a nap.

Woven from an actual NASA JWST image, because a regular blanket doesn't come with a backstory. Soft, oversized, mildly cosmic.

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Meet the pack

Cash and Rusty run this place. Loosely.

Cash handles the money. He is not good at it, but he is confident, which he considers the same thing. Rusty handles enthusiasm and is outstanding at it. Between them they approve roughly forty percent of what we make.

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Early access to new drops, occasional nonsense, no spam.

Frequently unasked questions

Why are you called The Painted Wolves?

The painted wolf is a real animal, and every one of them wears a coat of blotches no other one shares. That seemed worth stealing, given what we do. It also beat the alternative, which was two sleep-deprived humans selling things they designed at 3 AM.

What exactly do you sell here?

Woven cotton blankets, mostly. Some fleece throws, some apparel, and whatever else we felt like making. Business experts told us a store needs a single focus, but we think they're boring.

What does woven, not printed actually mean?

The design is built into the cloth on a jacquard loom, thread by thread, rather than printed onto the surface. That means it cannot crack, peel or fade in the wash, because there is no layer sitting on top to crack, peel or fade. The reverse side carries the same design in inverted colours, so there is no wrong way round. It costs more to make and it is the entire reason the company exists.

Will you restock items when they sell out?

Nothing sells out, because nothing exists until you order it. We make each one after the order comes in. Designs do get retired though, so if one vanishes it might be gone for good.

Can I speak to the manager?

We tried that once. It was just a mirror. We both ended up crying. It's much better if you just email us at info@thepaintedwolves.com. We're actually quite friendly via text.