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Close-up of the cream Head of Gravy Quality Control print on a Pepper Comfort Colors tee
Head of Gravy Quality Control tee in Moss, folded flat lay with fall table props
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Woman wearing the Midnight Head of Gravy Quality Control tee, front view
Espresso Head of Gravy Quality Control tee folded at an angle
Comfort Colors 1717 size chart, S to 4XL
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Head of Gravy QC Tee

$34.99 Rusty approved
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  • Official job title for the family gravy taster
  • Soft garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton
  • Five fall colors, unisex S to 4XL
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Why it works

Someone has to taste the gravy. Repeatedly. For quality reasons. This tee makes the appointment official, so you can stand by the stove all afternoon with a ladle and a clear conscience.

Buy this for

  • The one who hovers over the stove
  • Dad, who will taste it just once more
  • Your Friendsgiving host
Perfect for
  • Unisex S to 4XL
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Ships from the USA

Part of our Thanksgiving Staff series, with Pie Supervisor, Side Dish Sommelier and Leftover Logistics Manager on the way. Give one to the person who always "just checks" the gravy. Gift: handled. Credit: yours.

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton tee, garment dyed for a soft, broken-in feel from day one
  • Cream print on Pepper, Espresso, Moss, Brick or Midnight
  • Relaxed unisex fit, S to 4XL. Size up for an oversized look
  • Printed in the USA. Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
  • Fit Unisex, classic relaxed fit
  • Print Printed or stitched to order
  • Gift-ready. It arrives ready to wrap and give.
  • 4.8 out of 5 across 103 shop reviews.
Size chart and fit
Unisex S to 4XL. Chest 20 to 32 in, length 28 to 34 in, measured flat

S: chest 18, length 28 · M: chest 20, length 29 · L: chest 22, length 30 · XL: chest 24, length 31 · 2XL: chest 26, length 32 · 3XL: chest 28, length 33.

Chest is measured flat, armpit to armpit. Exact measurements for this item are in Size chart and fit below.

Care
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron over the print.
Shipping and returns

If it arrives damaged, misprinted or is not what you ordered, email info@thepaintedwolves.com within 30 days with a photo. We replace it or refund it in full at our cost, and you do not ship anything back.

No name or custom text on it? You have 30 days to change your mind or swap a size. You cover the return shipping and we refund you, or give store credit if you prefer.

Personalized? It is made only for you, so it cannot come back for a change of mind or the wrong size. Check the size chart before you order.

We ship within the US only for now.

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Questions people actually ask

Which size should I get?

It is a unisex fit, so most women take their usual size for a relaxed look and go one up for oversized. The size chart above has chest and length in inches.

Will the print crack or fade?

The ink goes into the fabric, so it stays soft and flexes with it. Wash cold inside out and skip the iron over the design and it keeps its color for years.

What if I spell a name wrong?

We print exactly what you type, so read it twice before you add to cart. If we print something different from what you typed, that is our mistake and we fix it free.

Will it shrink?

Wash it cold and inside out, then tumble dry low, and it keeps its size and shape. Hot washes and high heat can shrink any cotton blend a little.

Head of Gravy QC Tee
$34.99