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Funny Thanksgiving Pie Shirt | Official Pie Supervisor Tee
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Funny Thanksgiving Gravy Shirt | Head of Gravy Quality Control Tee
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order early. I say this every year. Nobody listens.
About these gifts
About our thanksgiving
Rusty read all of this so you do not have to. Then he napped.
Thanksgiving crackers bring a small bang to the fall table. Each box holds six handmade crackers, about 10 inches long, made in Sarasota, Florida in autumn designs such as pumpkins with red berries or a red, white and brown plaid with maple leaves. Choose snaps for the bang or no snaps for a quieter table.
For the cook and the dessert guard, the Thanksgiving Staff tees say Head of Gravy Quality Control and Pie Supervisor on soft garment-dyed cotton, unisex S to 4XL.
Crackers are $49.99 to $54.99 and tees $34.99 to $41.99, all with free US shipping. Crackers usually arrive in 3 to 9 business days and tees go out in 2 to 5. Gratitude first, then chaos.
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Still stuck? Shop by who it's for
Rusty sorted them by who they're for. Cash sorted them by price. They are not speaking.
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For Mom
Cheaper than flowers. Lasts longer.
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For Dad
Beats another pair of socks.
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For her
Thoughtful, without the guesswork.
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For him
He said he wants nothing. Ignore him.
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For Grandma
Her name on it. Fridge-worthy.
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For the cat person
The cat will pretend not to care.
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For pet people
Their camera roll is one animal.
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For the goth
Halloween never really ends.
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For space nerds
Pluto still counts here.
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Newly engaged
Their year, their names, on the tree.
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New home
For the first night in.
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Under $25
Secret Santa sorted.
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Stocking stuffers
Small, odd and very giftable.
